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PostSubject: My 1st condom   Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:01 pm

I recall my first time with a
condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In
those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item
because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think
her name was Delores) knew what they were for. 



She was working as an assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole
procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I
honestly answered, 'No, not really.' 



So she unwrapped the package, took one
out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
and secure 



I apparently still looked confused. So,
she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a
minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led
me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her
bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. 



Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I
could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it
was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't
have much time.' 



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful
that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a
few moments. 



She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on, Vince?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up
my thumb to show her. 



She then beat the shit out of
me.... 



Women have always been hard for me to
figure out.
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PostSubject: Re: My 1st condom   Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: My 1st condom   Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:39 am

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