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AussieQ
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PostSubject: The wish   Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:02 pm

A man riding
his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky  clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried
to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."




 









The biker
pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I 
want."









 






The  Lord
said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that
kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching  the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources.. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."








 
The biker thought about it for a long 
time.








 
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and
all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what  she's
thinking when she gives  me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly
happy."








 
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or
four on that bridge?"
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PostSubject: Re: The wish   Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:06 am

Nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: The wish   Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: The wish   Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:40 am

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