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PostSubject: mrs ravioli   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:29 am

Mrs. Ravioli came to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lived with a female room mate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's room mate was.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his room mate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just room mates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony, saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son

Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa
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