Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts

God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She p ees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel , 'but even in Heaven,
a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.


BOB.......................

good one

Have you noticed that they have deleted the picture of dollies tit..How old do they think we are...........

bob........................

wasnt me honest.. I love um

Good one mate, pity about the deletion..

Where would we be without our (DELETER'S.)


BOB........................

fixed it.....

Damn......

I think mine is better..lol
BOB.....